Tangena pare, dude, bro, sis, ka-orgy, seb and kadugo, I was walking one day sa Ayala Mall when I saw this man! Commoner lang naman him! Uminit talaga my aura just looking at him. Imagine that fag? Adams apple palang I know he’s so uber smelly like the feet sa Burlington socks na indi nawash for one week! Putah pare! He’s sooo kadiri like syphilis na tumubo on his forehead! The fuck man!
So I make iwas to him while walking, pero shet pare, dude, ka orgy ,ka seb and kadugo, kakusa and the like, but lapit parin siya ng lapit sa friends ko. You know we call ourselves dolce and gabana gang para in naman sa masa, and this guy makes lapit to us. Baho palang mga pare, I know it was bamibini baby cologne! And take note mga pare, dude, ka orgy ,ka seb and kadugo, kakusa and the like, he is using pomada on his hair! So tawa ng tawa kami ng friends ko while making liit his ego, he is nearing to cry na pero kami making his ego liit pa. As in sobrang liit na mga pare and dude his ego like dot in an atom, then my friend make pagsigawan ba naman to call him “dudong wipe my ass!”. So katunog ng dudong scarface di ba? It soo pang orcs pare! I like making dura on his pagkalalaki pare, yeah dude! Hithit pa pare! Ahhh!
So he introduces himself to us while we make pili sa susuutin naming para sa pool party sa shangrila. His name is Cofibean daw, and he is acting as if hes so mayaman! Like duh pare! His name is so mabantot like parang the same sa kabayong dead! He wanna shake hands with me, but pero indi ako pumayag kasi naman pare, callos is all over his hands. Mas gugustuhin ko pang I hold ang penis ko keysa sa hands niya no! SO there we are, hes gonna go din daw sa shangrila. Ive done choosing ng susuutin ko, and I chose the black speedo na may diamond sa gitna para naman super sisid ang girls sa diamond ko sa pool while I make tsunami waves. I was so shocked when I saw Cofibean paying his pinili, tapos pare what the fuck! He purchased a cheap tela na branded So-en from China! Recalled daw yun and we so uber tawa to death mga dude sa kanya! COfibean is sooo cheap! So-en? Duh? Gusto niyo siguro his penis will say hello to us while we are in the pool wearing that So-en thingy? Yucky mga pare!
Feeling close ang pohtah mga pare dude! Dikit ng dikit sa aming mga rich in aroma. Once nga dinuraan ko siya ng babolgam ko, as if indi ko siya nakita standing there. So kadiri talaga mga pare when he pick up my babolgam and ate it! Kacheapan mga pare! He is acting like he is mayaman pero skin palang eh alam mo na may ibola virus na! So ayun mga pare, I am so angry already with that stupid hanging around my friends, so I texted my tito who happened to be an assassin.
“Tito, wer na u?her na me?!” I told him using my uber haba antenna nokia 5110.
“Her na me. Wer na u?” Tito replied to me after 5 seconds. Pootah, so coñio this tito of mine na din. So I called tito up cos I want him Now na! (magpakabit na!).
So tito and I talked while that mabahong Cofibean is around. Naman! Big langaw is everywhere! Nakikinig sa conversation namin ni tito.
“ Tito, I want you to kill somebody. He is so salot sa lipunan tito and he make lait to poor people. Barilin mo siya tito, malapit sa mouth please. His name is Cofibean tito, and we are here at ayala. Bye tito. Labyah”. I told tito while I make pindot that End call button.
Pootah mga pare and dude, mga ka orgy and the like, paglingon ko cofibean is wala na. But why? Wala naman akong sinabing masama. Pak dat pare!uber! Arggghh!!
Note: Sa indi nakakilala kay Cofibean, search niyo sa google. Yokong magbigay ng link dito for him. Like duh? Mas mayaman kaya ako keysa sa kanya.
Posted by Lyzius on Mayo 5, 2008 at 12:58 hapon
baklush na baklush pare…maisearch nga sa google na yang tek na cofibean na yan kung sino man yan
Posted by Lyzius on Mayo 5, 2008 at 1:01 hapon
nyahahaha… i want to make puke as in suka hindi pekpek with the lingo that his using in his blog thingy! ohmahgad!
Posted by Lyzius on Mayo 5, 2008 at 1:49 hapon
pyuk na nga lang para kung anong baybay sya ang bigkas…
hanep sa sobrang pagka highness nya… hindi ako maka relate kasi orcs ba or something like that azz if i have pakealam over chuvaness…and he wants to beat the hits of brian gorell(ia) na nasuba ni DJ montano kaya sya nasuba rin nung me pichur pichur sa blog nya…
In ferbyu, nagkaron ng hits ang blog nya dahil sayo!
Posted by cliogoddess on Mayo 5, 2008 at 5:56 hapon
bwahahha, hala buhay pa pla yang si cofibean, dati ko na yang binabasa pero nagyon tinatamad nako sa kanya, bwahahahaha.
Posted by Geisha on Mayo 5, 2008 at 6:04 hapon
bwahahahahha! putang ina!
galing mo maldito! sarap mo!
you make me sick!
Posted by kengkay on Mayo 5, 2008 at 7:47 hapon
tarush, akala ko naligaw ako ng pindot, ahahahaha — ayaw kong gawin popular si cofibean kaya di ko sya hanapin. masaya na akong pinasaya mo ako, hahaha
Posted by jeck on Mayo 5, 2008 at 11:25 hapon
so eto na pala yung post na matagal mo nang pinaplano. i heard na kaya ka rin gumawa ng blog ay dahil sa uber-paking-malaki-butas-ng-pwet na Cofibean na yan. ahahahaha. pareho nga tayo ng iniisip bro. walandyo yan. sana mabasa niya ‘to.
kadiri, kinain pa naiya yung babolgam na tinapon mo na. yuckewwww!
Posted by jeck on Mayo 5, 2008 at 11:30 hapon
so eto pala yung post na matagal mo nang pinaplano. na-ipost mo rin. wahaha. i heard na kaya ka rin gumawa ng blog eh dahil sa uber-paking-shit-malaki-butas-ng-pwet na Cofibean na yan. haha
kung may blog pa ako ngayon, gagawa rin ako ng post na papatay sa mokong na yan. i know Cofibean is fictitious pero gusto kong durugin ang bayags niya hanggang sa maging abo. wala lang. trip lang.
sana mabasa niya ‘to. kadiri naman yung nginuya pa nya yung babolgam na tinapon mo na. yuckewwwwww!
Posted by kulot on Mayo 6, 2008 at 1:13 umaga
pota, panalo sa slang a, your so kaka! and uber tlaga to the max hehehe
Posted by dakilang islander on Mayo 6, 2008 at 3:03 umaga
kala ko naligaw ako sa blog mo…shyet pare..hahhah
gusto lang yun ng atensyun, pinagtripan lang ata kayong nasa call centers knowing most of you have laptops and internet…but he’s pathetic!
Posted by paolo on Mayo 6, 2008 at 3:50 umaga
Apir!
Posted by Rhapsody on Mayo 6, 2008 at 7:00 umaga
bwahahaha… so coño naman this cofibean! kalalaking tao napaka-arte… katutubo daw o… cge lang suprtahan naming plan ng tito mong assassin bwahahaha…
Posted by wei vines on Mayo 6, 2008 at 10:14 umaga
tangina pare, shet ka orgy and kadugo, it was like duh nga…
Posted by ruby on Mayo 6, 2008 at 11:11 umaga
bago ko basahin akalo ko bumigay kana..heheh..so gay kasi un pala mejo natabihan kalang pala ng isang masamang espirito..hahah wag ka na ulit lalapit dun…baka di ka na muling bumalik sa pagkatao mu…hehehhe:))
Posted by The Gasoline Dude on Mayo 6, 2008 at 11:49 umaga
Who’s Cofibean ba talaga? So kaka-intriga na huh? *LOL*
Posted by watusiboy on Mayo 6, 2008 at 1:06 hapon
“Barilin mo siya tito, malapit sa mouth please. His name is Cofibean tito, and we are here at ayala. Bye tito. Labyah”. – haha. talagang may aylabyu.
paano mo nadiscover si cofibean? ‘di ko sya magets. nang-aasar ba sya? style ba yun?
maldito, kamukha mo si archie alemania sa avatar mo. hehe
Posted by Samjuan on Mayo 6, 2008 at 10:40 hapon
Cofibean na cofibean ah! Haha
Posted by antuken on Mayo 7, 2008 at 12:58 umaga
hahaha. parang ansakit sa tenga if you here these words from a guy’s mouth dude. hahaha. ka-adwa!
Posted by jombee on Mayo 7, 2008 at 2:04 umaga
hinanap ko talaga si cofibean… Hahahhaha nakakapagpataas sya ng dugo… Ahmmnnnn kuhang kuha mo style nya ah…
Posted by M on Mayo 7, 2008 at 2:23 umaga
Haha, si Cofibean pala. Minsan nakakatawa yung mga post niya kung kababawan lang ang pagtutuunan mo ng pansin pero kapag yung integridad na ng mahihirap, maiinis ka na.
Like fuck pare, so uber poorita naman si Cofibean compared sa wealth mo Maldito.
So lucky na nga niya making eating your babolicious gam.
Good luck na lang sa susunod niyong pagkikita.
Posted by Rowjie on Mayo 7, 2008 at 2:34 umaga
haha. it was fun making basa this blog entry of yours.
pagkatapos nga eh i googled cofibean and i made daan to his blog… but medyo di pa clear as water sa akin kung ano ba meron itong si cofibean na ito.
haha. as i mentioned, i made basa nga to his blog.
gosh, you take care baka kasi you might get hawa eh. hahaha
Posted by gasti on Mayo 7, 2008 at 3:49 umaga
sinearch ko sa google pero wala akong kinlik na link..sayang ang panahon sa mga walang kakwentang kwentang babasahin..mas maigi pa manood na lang ako ng bold dito sa pc ko kesa pag aksayahan pa ng panahon yan..
p.s. baklang bakla ang dating mo ngyon. ano yan change of heart? hehe!
Posted by iya on Mayo 7, 2008 at 4:17 umaga
haha. cofibean na cofibean!
i like him though. karakter sya!
Posted by brath on Mayo 7, 2008 at 7:55 umaga
uhmm a different side of maldito….
ahihih you nailed it!
xiao!
Posted by BURAOT on Mayo 7, 2008 at 9:49 umaga
hmnnnn… ipapabaril ko na nga yang cofibean na yan. parang pelikula yun ah.. yung entitled, “Barilin Mo Ako sa Panga”.
Posted by madbong on Mayo 7, 2008 at 10:57 umaga
swak na swak….
Posted by ruby on Mayo 7, 2008 at 12:02 hapon
totoo bang nagmit kau personally nitong si cofibean???ala lang curious ako kung ano itsura nia…
Posted by LimeGemini on Mayo 7, 2008 at 5:15 hapon
haha.. i searched him. and i found his blog. man, he is so sick, he is blabbing everything even though somebody gethurt. wala lng sa kanya..
psstt,, i tagged you pala. Click here.
Posted by ponchong on Mayo 7, 2008 at 7:03 hapon
pareng maldits, be kind to animals. LOLs..wag mo masyado apihin si cofibean at masyado ng sumisikat..unti unting dumadami angmga katutubo! LOL
Posted by ifoundme on Mayo 7, 2008 at 11:07 hapon
make poverty history? hmmmmm….. bigyan nya na lang kami ng pera kasi poor kami ng mareach na yung goal nya to make poverty history….
Posted by jeeper on Mayo 8, 2008 at 10:10 umaga
If this makes patuloy. I no longer make bisita sa blog mo. Pero sa totoo lang nabasa ko na yung blog na yun… sumasakit ang ulo ko. Kaya di rin ako nagtagal.
Posted by famouspower on Mayo 8, 2008 at 6:59 hapon
dude … tangna..
this post is rocks.
lolz
langya … hinanap ko pa talaga yung cofibean… and pare.. you make him so sikat na ah. i am another blogger to make add to his hits. deym
viva forever.
;p
Posted by aKDa on Mayo 9, 2008 at 7:13 umaga
hahaha! finally, you met cofibean.! ^_^
pero natutuwa ako [palagi] sa pagiging mean ng post niya. hahaha!
Posted by dor on Mayo 9, 2008 at 7:50 umaga
Hahaha! Nice Post! Nowadays Bloggers are so self-centered they tend to forget how to entertain readers with words but yours is a mile-worthy, cool, haha, this Cofibean guy (gay?) do really exist pala, haha
Posted by eloiski on Mayo 11, 2008 at 8:38 umaga
hahaha!!! i know that cofibean pare!
blogger yan tol blogger! hahaha!!!
ang galing nyang mamintas! wapak!
pero nung una kala ko nagkita na kau! amf! sayang!hahaha!!!
Posted by bishi on Mayo 13, 2008 at 1:44 hapon
haha nice! shit yung airhead na yun puro pare puro pare lang naintindihan ko!
Posted by maldita on Hulyo 26, 2008 at 1:44 hapon
hahahha!! nainlab naman ako sayo bigla .. kulet amp..